But Not the Hippopotamus

Miss Susie had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell.  Miss Susie went to Heaven, the steamboat went to 
Hello, Operator.  Give me number nine.  If you disconnect me, I'll kick your big
Behind the 'frigerator, there was a piece of glass.  Miss Susie sat upon it, it cut her in the
Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies. The cows are in the pasture making lemonade and chocolate pies.



Anyone remember that?  Is it the version you knew, or do you have variations.  For some reason it has been stuck in my head this morning.  Not even because I have kids, either, just a flashback from my own childhood that I won't be sharing with them anytime soon.

Remember the Funny Vet?  Today's offering also made me laugh:

"If everything is coming your way then you are in the wrong lane."